7 Interesting Indian Jokes- Most Interesting Indian Jokes-Jokes From India.

If u really want to make your friends and family interesting, read following jokes and narrate  in front of them

TT aur Sadhu..
Train main T T Sadhu se bola,
Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu:- Jahan Ram ji ka janam hua tha.
TT:- Ticket Hai ?
Sadhu:- Nahi
TT:- Chalo
Sadhu:- Kahan?
TT:- Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha Jail !

Aisi Jaan..
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, sigret nahi pioge, non-veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.
Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.
Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir.
Sir: Desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!

Dimaag nahin hai..
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Kya yehi pyar hai..
Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga mein thera raha, zameen chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai??
yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai. BHAAG!!!

Bus Driver..
Ek baccha bus mein bus driver ke peeche vaali seat mein baitha aur apne aap se bolna shuru kiya:
Agar mera baap billi aur ma chipkali hoti to mein ek half lizard half billi hota.
Bus driver ne pehle ussay bardaasht kiya. Baccha dobara bola: "agar meri maa dinosaur aur baap choonti hota to mein half choonti half dinosaur hota.
Iss tarha baccha bolta gaya� bolta gaya yahaan tak ke bus driver ney bus rokdee aur bacchay se poocha: Agar tera baap ghunda hota aur maa nautanki hoti to phir tu kya hota???
Bachchay ne jawab diya: to mein BUS DRIVER hota.

Woh..
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai, par Dhadkan main nahi.
Socho, socho

Ans. aarey Aamir Khan!!!

Bus Stop Jokes..
Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi – Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya – kyon ?
Ans. Because Mayuri ‘can – go’.
Ek aur…
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chadha – kyon?
Ans. Kyonki woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha…
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain� kamal, vimal do bhai the, dono bus stop pe khade the… bus aai vimal chadh jaata hai per kamal nahin chada. Kyon?
Ans. Kyonki bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL!